EXPECTATIONS MISSED IN LONG SHOT
"Unfortunately, the positives of the charming setting, good food, service and great WiFi, were all overshadowed by the OTT pricing and shameful lack of cleanliness and maintenance." ... Read More »
SUITABLE ONLY FOR MR & MRS SNUFFLEUPAGUS
"I headed to a different hotel, hopeful of a vacant room, that had not previously been occupied by a plethora of alopecic prehistoric mammals, having engaged in a sexual marathon, which was then 'cleaned' by the long since deceased, deafblind American author, political activist, and lecturer, Helen Keller." ... Read More »
SPACE SHUTTLES, CANARIES AND CARER’S LODGINGS
"a veritable plethora of (7) posies of fake flowers dotted around the property, (including a Christmas tree in September), it reminded me of how I imagine the manager’s apartment of an old folks home might appear." ... Read More »
