WHY I HATE ADJOINING DOORS
"Your bags, barely on the floor, the little shortbread biscuits not yet seen, nor eaten, the toilet not yet christened, your hand reaches for the mystical door. The excitement is the biggest thrill you've had since you found £20 in the pocket of your funeral suit."
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I'M NOT A LAZY PERSON
Watching someone frantically trying to waft the flames with a linen serviette whilst wishing the conveyor to speed up and pop out the burning offering away from the glowing elements, is one of the few delights of business travel. ... Read More »
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME
"I'm estimating about 40 middle-aged women proceeded to file past, following their wine tasting evening, which had concluded with stunningly catastrophic coincidence, with my mis-guided decision to venture from my room.." ... Read More »