Tag: Frustrating WiFi

Running Horses, Nr. Dorking

Running Horses, Nr. Dorking THE GOING'S GOOD AT THE RUNNING HORSES
"With a bar full of locals and dogs basking before the huge inglenook fireplace, I immediately felt relaxed and the anonymous Selsdon Park was soon a memory that faded as rapidly as my mood chilled." ... Read More »

Novotel, Southampton

Novotel, Southampton POSITIVE ELEMENTS SADLY OVERSHADOWED
" With hugely disappointing download stats of 0.46 mbps, it's easy to give a service like this away for free, especially when you actively promote an enhanced service at £9.95 for 24 hours, which is supposedly 5 times faster." ... Read More »

Penta, Inverness

Penta, Inverness SUITABLE ONLY FOR MR & MRS SNUFFLEUPAGUS
"I headed to a different hotel, hopeful of a vacant room, that had not previously been occupied by a plethora of alopecic prehistoric mammals, having engaged in a sexual marathon, which was then 'cleaned' by the long since deceased, deafblind American author, political activist, and lecturer, Helen Keller." ... Read More »

Hopping Hare, Northampton

Hopping Hare, Northampton NOT HOPPING HAPPY, JUST OK
"The armchair within the room was also in need of a freshen-up. I was as likely to sit and relax on it, as I was to linger in the fridge of a bathroom (no bath by the way), as it too needed a bloody good vacuum." ... Read More »

Holiday Inn Express (London Chingford)

Holiday Inn Express (London Chingford) NOT ALWAYS CHEAP OR CHEERFUL
"With chains like this and Premier Inn for example, it's easy to criticise and bemoan the lack of this and that, but they do what they do quite well. It's a no frills experience, much like that of a low-cost airline, but especially for just one or two nights perhaps, they have to be considered a serious option." ... Read More »

Premier Inn, Walsall (M6 / J10)

Premier Inn, Walsall (M6 / J10) WIFI FRAUD - AVOID IF YOU CAN
"I decided not to stay the second night I had booked, as I simply can't operate without WiFi! Leaving is one of the best ways to force the issue of bad service and another is to inform others that paying for something you don't receive is unjust." ... Read More »

WiFi Measurement

WiFi Measurement DATA TRICKLE OR FIBRE FAST?
"To provide a comparison between the WiFi service on offer in hotels, I measure the speed available during my stay and report this for your information. With any comparison, it's important to compare like-with-like, to provide data as accurately as possible. The method I use to do this, is as follows:" ... Read More »

Roslin Beach, Southend

Roslin Beach, Southend MIXED EMOTIONS AFTER TWO 3 NIGHT VISITS
"Unfortunately, it wasn't until I had been served a variety of dishes, including greasy Whitebait, not spicy "spicy chicken wrap", a nice (but incorrectly-cooked) steak, (with unsalted fries & no salt) and an OK burger (with pre-salted fries & salt on the tray), that I discovered the hotel's terrible hygiene rating! I must remember to check these ratings before booking my hotels, and certainly before eating in them." ... Read More »

IBIS Budget, Birmingham Centre

IBIS Budget, Birmingham Centre VERY CHEAP, QUITE CHEERFUL
"Being part of a stag party, the room was only ever going to be a place to rest my drunken head, so I opted to enjoy the £2.00 housekeeping discount, and pick my own towels up off the floor." ... Read More »

Crown Hotel, Blandford Forum

Crown Hotel, Blandford Forum JUST ABOUT AVERAGE IN EVERY RESPECT
"the carpet looked like it was fitted by a blind man, equipped only with a blunt axe" ... Read More »

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