FOUR STARS YES - FOUR POSTERS NO!
"Not only was the four-poster bed from the 16th century, but I'm guessing the mattress was the original one fitted back then too, as it had clearly seen many centuries of action and no longer offered a comfortable resting place for a slightly overweight business traveller." ... Read More »
WHY I HATE ADJOINING DOORS
"Your bags, barely on the floor, the little shortbread biscuits not yet seen, nor eaten, the toilet not yet christened, your hand reaches for the mystical door. The excitement is the biggest thrill you've had since you found £20 in the pocket of your funeral suit."
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OVERPRICED WITH FREE TOD OF PUBES
"due to the numerous hairs, long and wavy and those of the short and curly variety too, being congealed in a small pool of unidentified slimy fluid. This was not a hank or a wisp of hair, this was definitely more of a tod". ... Read More »
