Tag: Pubes

Penta, Inverness

Penta, Inverness SUITABLE ONLY FOR MR & MRS SNUFFLEUPAGUS
"I headed to a different hotel, hopeful of a vacant room, that had not previously been occupied by a plethora of alopecic prehistoric mammals, having engaged in a sexual marathon, which was then 'cleaned' by the long since deceased, deafblind American author, political activist, and lecturer, Helen Keller." ... Read More »

King’s Arms, Christchurch

King’s Arms, Christchurch OVERPRICED WITH FREE TOD OF PUBES
"due to the numerous hairs, long and wavy and those of the short and curly variety too, being congealed in a small pool of unidentified slimy fluid. This was not a hank or a wisp of hair, this was definitely more of a tod". ... Read More »