Tag: Inverness

SUITABLE ONLY FOR MR & MRS SNUFFLEUPAGUS
"I headed to a different hotel, hopeful of a vacant room, that had not previously been occupied by a plethora of alopecic prehistoric mammals, having engaged in a sexual marathon, which was then 'cleaned' by the long since deceased, deafblind American author, political activist, and lecturer, Helen Keller." ... Read More »

LACKING IN A NUMBER OF KEY AREAS
"After 4 nights in the bed in apartment 3, I felt like I'd had back surgery, performed by a sadistic witch doctor. Not only was the double bed actually 2 singles pushed together, but the mattress (on both sides), was well past its best and no longer fit for purpose." ... Read More »

FAST FOOD BY THE RIVA
"When the waiter collected my half-full plate, he enquired if I had "eaten too much already", which is hardly the approach I would expect a waiter to take, and not a very tactful one either" ... Read More »