ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT (BUT GREAT WIFI)
"On a very positive note, the WiFi was sensational! My speed test results averages, showed a very handsome speed of 22.47 mbps, which coupled with the fact it was free, easy to use, and very reliable, made it as good as it gets in terms of hotel WiFi" ... Read More »
GREAT VALUE FOR MONEY, BEAUTIFULLY CLEAN
"the only thing I didn’t like was the image of the chubby-faced, least funny “funny man”, Lenny Henry, staring back at me off the literature" ... Read More »
LOVELY LAST MINUTE FIND
"there was a ’welcome brownie’ awaiting me, which usually conjures images of a rogue floater, but on this occasion was a morsel of chocolate heaven as delicious as it was tempting" ... Read More »
OVERPRICED WITH FREE TOD OF PUBES
"due to the numerous hairs, long and wavy and those of the short and curly variety too, being congealed in a small pool of unidentified slimy fluid. This was not a hank or a wisp of hair, this was definitely more of a tod". ... Read More »
JUST ABOUT AVERAGE IN EVERY RESPECT
"the carpet looked like it was fitted by a blind man, equipped only with a blunt axe" ... Read More »
ABSOLUTE RUBBISH WiFi
"The hotel is a large and modern one, and with a name like “Absolute”, it kind of cries out for you to guess the missing adjective. The most accurate name I could offer would be, “Absolute Shite WiFi”!" ... Read More »
SPACE SHUTTLES, CANARIES AND CARER’S LODGINGS
"a veritable plethora of (7) posies of fake flowers dotted around the property, (including a Christmas tree in September), it reminded me of how I imagine the manager’s apartment of an old folks home might appear." ... Read More »
